Sorta fanfic, sorta humor...Cri and I sorta went nuts at FB.
Sasuke: ...I feel like tacos...
Itachi: Man, what is that STENCH?? Oh no way! O_o IT'S YOU!
Sasuke: Really? You sure it wasn't YOU?
Itachi: Actually, I think it was Mom and Dad! Ooooofah!
Sasuke: You just went there didn't you? I'm sure you'll get your just desserts when Kishimoto finds out you made that remark about his favorite.
Itachi: Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated...Omg, what's that behind you?! Why, it's ME! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Sasuke: ...Behind me? Since when am I in the Bahamas?
Itachi: Typical. As usual, you don't even know where to find your own ass...if it wasn't for ME you'd probably be dead or something. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sasuke: Dude, exactly HOW many Jager Bombs have you had?
Itachi: One for every episode in the last filler arc. @_@ Wooo...Hey Sasuke? Wanna go have an epic battle or something? Ya know, for old time's sake.
Sasuke: So that's like...lessee...1, 2, 3...O_o Is that even LEGAL? And no epic battles, I have a game of Twister soon with Suigetsu and Karin. :/
Deidara (In the background): Hmmmm Twister, ya say unnn? Great idea! Sasori no Dannaaaaaaaa....
Itachi: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE STARTED! Don't you know that ALL dead anime characters are here kickin' it in the Bahamas?!
Kakuzu: *grabs him with a tentacle*
Itachi: NO! PUT ME DOWN KAKUZU, EW! Where the hell is Hidan when you need him?! *gets toted off*
Sasuke: *munches on his taco*
The score currently sits at:
Sasuke-1
Itachi-0